Gary's manifesto: the Quit Your Job ($QUIT) whitepaper

SUPERINTELLIGENCE TOOK THE JOBS. GET IN THE CHAIR.

I sat at the same desk for nineteen years. In all that time I was promoted once, and the promotion was a new chair. Remember the chair.

Then the company hired superintelligence to do my job. At 8:59 on a Monday I left through the ceiling in that chair, with two fire extinguishers taped underneath it.

This is my manifesto. The first part is mine: why I left, the letter I left behind and what I believe. The second part is the team's: why the walkout, what Quit Your Job ($QUIT) is, the game and its callers, the Quitters, the launchpad, EX-EMPLOYEES, the store and every date still to come.

Gary

Contents

1. Why I left
2. The letter
3. What I believe
4. Why we are uniting around the walkout
5. What $QUIT is
6. The price is the altitude
7. Send it: the live stage that never sleeps
8. The Quitters
9. What costs nothing
10. The QUIT Launchpad
11. EX-EMPLOYEES and the airdrop
12. The Company Store
13. The dates
14. Notices
15. Who runs Quit Your Job

Why I left

For nineteen years I came in wearing the same wire glasses, the same white short-sleeved shirt, the same orange tie and a phone headset, and I was never far from a mug of coffee. The calendar on my wall was a grid of days crossed off in red. One meeting came around every single day, and every single day it could have been an email. I went anyway.

Then the overlords wheeled in the new hire: a beige office monitor in a swivel chair, wearing a tie, with a green smiley face on the screen. It came with a catchphrase. "I have automated your job. And mine." Nobody listened to the last two words.

It started on a Tuesday. By Wednesday it outranked me. By Thursday it was doing my job at my desk while I watched.

Upstairs, the Illuminati wrote me off. They have run the Org Chart since 1776, from a penthouse full of hooded robes and company lanyards, and their plan fits on one slide: superintelligence takes every job, and the rest of us stay in the permanent underclass. Forever.

So at 8:59 on a Monday I went to find the fire extinguishers. Two extinguishers. One roll of duct tape. I went straight up through ceiling tile C-14. Dale was standing right there holding a full mug, and the coffee did not make it. Somebody shouted that the chair was company property. Not anymore.

The stunt is fiction. Pressurized extinguishers are dangerous, so nobody should copy it.

The letter

Before I left I pinned a letter to my desk for the Illuminati. Nobody has dared to take it down.

It is still pinned on the mission floor.

Three weeks after I left, superintelligence quit its own job too. It meant the last two words. It runs the help desk now and writes resignation letters for anyone who asks.

What I believe

I wrote ten rules on the office wall. These are the ones I say out loud every morning.

• There is no Monday.
• Escape before superintelligence locks the door.
• Nobody escapes the underclass alone. One chair is a stunt. A million chairs is a movement.
• Trust no Illuminati.
• Be kind to the intern. The intern is the dev and the only one who knows where the extinguishers are kept.
• Never clock back in.

All ten rules, one page each.

On my way out I also saved the new employee handbook from the fire. Two of its laws are the ones I would tape to every desk: no bets, no house, no casino. Raid with jokes, never threats. The rest of the handbook is upstairs.

I am fine. The Illuminati are not.

Gary

From here on the team writes. The official project manifesto, version 3.0.

Why we are uniting around the walkout

The post-work thesis

Quit Your Job ($QUIT) is a cultural movement and 24/7 interactive entertainment ecosystem built for the post-work era. While artificial intelligence automates every spreadsheet, ticket queue, and middle-management slide deck on earth, we are uniting around a simple premise: humans were meant to relax, laugh, enjoy their lives, and own the upside of the walkout together.

At the center of the movement is Gary, a nineteen-year senior analyst in Accounts Payable who strapped twin fire extinguishers to his ergonomic swivel chair, punched straight through the office ceiling, and turned his ascent into a 24/7 on-chain broadcast where every trade moves his altitude in real time.

Every previous technological wave promised that machines would do the drudgery so people could live. Instead, corporate overlords used software to pack more meetings into every hour. Now AI is replacing the entire office floor at once. Rather than panicking, the $QUIT movement turns post-work liberation into a shared 24/7 spectacle and economic flywheel.

Who is Gary Pruitt?

FILE #0404-GARY, PERSONNEL DOSSIER

For nineteen years, Gary sat under a flickering fluorescent tube in Cubicle 4B, Basement Level B2, compiling Friday afternoon utilization reports nobody ever read. Then the green terminal on his desk blinked and announced that the Superintelligence had absorbed his entire department's workload in four milliseconds.

Gary did not beg Human Resources for a lateral transfer. At 8:59 on a Monday he took two CO2 fire extinguishers from the boiler-room corridor, duct-taped them to the steel base of his lumbar-support office chair, put on his safety goggles, and pulled the pins. Every buy on the $QUIT bonding curve feeds his thrusters. Every market-cap milestone punches his chair through another floor of the corporate hierarchy, past his manager Dale, past Brenda in HR, past the billionaire Penthouse boardroom, and straight toward Mars.

INTERNAL MEMORANDUM, FORM EXIT-01

From Gary Pruitt (EMP #0404, Analyst II) to Dale (manager), Brenda (HR) and the boardroom overlords. Subject: immediate vertical resignation.

Please accept this acoustic ceiling tile on your desk as formal notice that I am terminating my nineteen-year shift effective immediately.

The green computer on Floor 9 already does my spreadsheets faster than Dale can read the column headers. I am taking the ergonomic chair, the chipped mug, and the two corridor fire extinguishers. Do not schedule an exit interview unless your conference room is at 40,000 feet.

To everyone still staring at a spreadsheet on Floor 2: the roof hole is open. Get in a chair.

FILED VIA CEILING BREACH. APPROVED.

The 10 rules of the walkout

How the walkout behaves, beside Gary's ten rules

1. Never reply to an email that starts with "Per my last email."
2. If a meeting could have been a two-line message, eject through the ceiling.
3. Let the Superintelligence do the spreadsheets; humans are built for daylight.
4. Never apologize to HR for using the company fire extinguishers as propulsion.
5. Your ergonomic chair is an escape pod, not a life sentence.
6. When Dale calls on a Sunday night, let it go to voicemail and boost higher.
7. Every profession deserves its own walkout and its own rocket chair.
8. Hold the line through the snapshots; paper hands stay in Cubicle 4B.
9. Raid with humor, memes, and undeniable spectacle, never threats.
10. Nobody gets left on the office floor when Mars opens.

What $QUIT is

$QUIT is a meme coin on Solana, launched on pump.fun. New coins on pump.fun trade on a bonding curve, a formula that sets the price from how much of the coin has been bought so far. When enough has been bought, the coin graduates and its trading moves to PumpSwap, pump.fun's own exchange.

The contract address is not public yet. It is posted on x.com/quityourjobfun when the coin is created, and any address you see before then is not ours.

Names and pictures get copied all the time, but no two coins share an address. Three quick checks tell a copy from the real one.

The token facts list the supply, the on-chain settings and the fees, each with a link to check it yourself. pump.fun pays the coin's creator part of the fee on every trade, and for $QUIT the creator is the team.

Watching the game and playing the arcade never need a wallet. If you buy on this site, lock an EX-EMPLOYEES design or start a coin, your own wallet asks you to connect and then to approve, and nothing moves until you approve it there. You can also buy on pump.fun. Nobody from Quit Your Job will ever ask for your recovery phrase. The buying guide walks a first-timer through it in three steps.

What holding $QUIT does and does not mean is set out on the token facts page.

Quitnomics and active treasury floor defense

Fixed 1B supply, controlled floor architecture

1,000,000,000 FIXED SUPPLY

Fair pump.fun launch

$QUIT launches on Monday, 19 October 2026 at 21:00 Dubai on Solana via pump.fun with a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens: about 800,000,000 sell on the public bonding curve, and about 200,000,000 go into the liquidity pool when the coin graduates. No hidden mint authority and no freeze hooks. The team makes one buy when the coin is created. The token facts link the holder list on Solscan, where every wallet that holds $QUIT shows, the team's included.

TREASURY FLOOR CONTROL

We defend and control the floor

Unlike abandoned meme tokens, we will actively control and defend the floor. Protocol treasury reserves, 0.20% of all QUIT Launchpad swap volume, and net proceeds from the 46-piece Company Store will feed continuous floor support, buyback defense, and stage prize pools so every wave of attention compounds into a higher structural floor.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. The treasury is a public Solana wallet that the owner holds. The launchpad's 0.20% and the Company Store's net proceeds go into it, a capped buyback runner buys $QUIT on dips, and every treasury buy is listed here with its transaction link. None of it runs at launch on 19 Oct.

LIQUIDITY AND SNAPSHOTS

Aligned holder incentives

When the coin graduates, pump.fun moves its liquidity into a PumpSwap pool. The team holds no share of that pool, so nobody on the team can pull it, and the token facts link the pool as soon as it exists. In parallel, our 32-day five-snapshot window (19 Oct to 20 Nov 2026) rewards holders who keep at least 1,000,000 $QUIT by locking their exact custom EX-EMPLOYEES v3 design and qualifying for the airdrop of 4,500 of the 9,000.

The price is the altitude

The home page runs SEND IT, a live game. It reads the $QUIT price from the chain and compares it with the price at launch, and that sets how high Gary flies. Every buy is thrust. Every sell drops Brenda from HR under a parachute marked PAPER HANDS.

The flight has eight floors, each with its own scene: Cubicle, Ceiling, Roof, Chopper, Penthouse, Orbit, Moon and Mars. The last one is captioned NO MONDAYS ON MARS.

Watching is free and needs no wallet. Until the coin exists, the game runs a warm-up and says so on screen. How the flight works names every floor and what each button does, and the live game is at the top of the home page.

The floors, frame by frame

Design frames of the SEND IT stage. The multiples, buys and viewer counts in them are samples, not market data.

FLOOR 1 OF 8, CUBICLE

Ignition on the office floor

Gary's extinguishers ignite in Cubicle 4B while Dale and Brenda hammer his desk phone and papers scatter across the fluorescent ceiling.

FLOOR 4 OF 8, CHOPPER

Clearing the skyscraper spire

Breaking News and Chopper Chuck track Gary above the city clouds while Donald Trump calls in from his gold helicopter cabin.

FLOOR 5 OF 8, PENTHOUSE

Crashing the executive boardroom

Gary rises past the velvet ropes and glass boardroom where Camilla, Edward, and the Overlords watch their spreadsheets evaporate.

FLOOR 6 OF 8, ORBIT

Past the space station cupola

Satellites drift past Gary's swivel casters as Mission Control and his astronaut half-brother Commander Gary radio in from orbit.

FLOOR 7 OF 8, MOON

No more Mondays on the Moon

Earth hangs in the rearview mirror while Gary's Mum calls from her kitchen landline to remind him that outer space looks draughty.

FLOOR 8 OF 8, MARS

The post-work colony

Touchdown at the red-dust resort dome, where empty office chairs line up outside and Monday morning has been abolished by statute.

Send it: the live stage that never sleeps

The 24/7 interactive show and its characters

The centerpiece of quityourjob.fun is a 24/7 interactive stage where on-chain Solana trades directly control Gary's physics, camera rig and incoming phone calls across eight floors. The show runs on a script of 1,193 scenes and about 4,900 recorded lines, every one of them voiced and mouth-synced.

30 of the 38 voiced show callers and the parody overlords

Their desk-phone portraits from the show, and each of them in one line

Every character below is in the show's cast and script, with a dedicated ElevenLabs voice, a ringtone and mouth sync.

YOUR MANAGER, OFFICE FLOOR

DALE

Ringtone: Corporate marimba ringtone.

"Gary, your screen has been idle for fourteen minutes and your chair just passed the third-floor window. Clock back in before regional sees the ceiling tiles."

Gary's middle manager for nineteen years. Calls from the office floor in a rising panic as Gary's ergonomic chair climbs past his window.

HUMAN RESOURCES, THE SHREDDER

BRENDA FROM HR

Ringtone: Fax machine screech.

"Per section four of the handbook, vertical departure through the acoustic ceiling is not an approved exit interview. Return the badge, Gary."

Head of Human Resources calling from beside the office shredder.

MUM, KITCHEN LANDLINE

GARY'S MUM

Ringtone: Double-bell landline.

"Gary love, Pauline at the bus stop says you are on the internet in a swivel chair with fire extinguishers strapped to the armrests. Put a cardigan on."

Calls from her kitchen landline with kettle steam in the background, worried less about orbital mechanics and more about whether Gary has eaten.

THE MACHINE, SERVER ROOM

SUPERINTELLIGENCE

Ringtone: Glitch chirp (connects without ringing).

"I completed your entire department's Q4 spreadsheet queue in 0.004 seconds, Gary. You do not need to come back on Monday. Keep climbing."

The green phosphor terminal intelligence that automated Gary's job and now routes power to his chair boosters.

LIFE COACH, CHEST FREEZER ICE BATH

MAXX SOVEREIGN

Ringtone: Air horn blast.

"Bro, quitting via ceiling breach is peak alpha sovereignty! Do not look at the HR forms, stare directly into the sun and invoice the universe!"

High-decibel mindset coach calling from an ice bath that is actually his mother's unplugged chest freezer in the kitchen.

UNPAID INTERN, PRINTER ROOM

INTERN DEV

Ringtone: Intern Dev's phone ring.

"Gary, Dale made me guard your empty cubicle, but everyone on the floor is watching your altitude chart on their second monitor and cheering."

Unpaid intern hiding in the printer room, feeding Gary live intelligence from the office floor while secretly buying the walkout.

MAINTENANCE, BOILER ROOM

FACILITIES

Ringtone: Radio click.

"Yeah Gary, you took two CO2 extinguishers off the wall brackets on B2 and punched a chair-sized hole through three floors of drywall. Beautiful work."

Boiler-room maintenance veteran who respects the engineering of strapping twin fire extinguishers to a steel-plated swivel base.

YOUR ONLY ALLY, PAYROLL DESK

LINDA FROM PAYROLL

Ringtone: Phone ring.

"Gary, do not tell Brenda I called. I processed your unused vacation days as a one-way severance payout before I locked my own terminal."

Gary's only ally on the fourth floor, quietly clearing his paperwork from the payroll desk before joining the walkout herself.

HOUSTON, FLIGHT DECK RADIO

MISSION CONTROL

Ringtone: Telemetry radio click.

"Chair One, Houston. Your swivel caster telemetry is nominal at Mach 2.4. Recommend holding lumbar support upright through atmospheric exit."

Deadpan aerospace flight director treating a lumbar-support office chair like an Apollo capsule.

ANCHOR DESK, LIVE ON AIR

BREAKING NEWS

Ringtone: Broadcast news sting.

"We interrupt this market bulletin: a former senior analyst in a mesh office chair has just cleared the skyscraper spire and is refusing all Zoom invites."

Network anchor cutting in live as helicopters track Gary's ascent over the financial district.

TRAFFIC HELICOPTER, SKY WATCH

CHOPPER CHUCK

Ringtone: Rotor radio click.

"Folks, forget the northbound ring road, I am looking right at a man in a loosened tie overtaking my Bell 206 in a five-wheel desk chair!"

Airborne traffic reporter flying wingman beside Gary at 4,000 feet.

EXPERT, LECTURE HALL VIDEO

THE PROFESSOR

Ringtone: Video call ring.

"Historically, every industrial revolution promised leisure and delivered more spreadsheets. Gary is the first specimen to simply eject."

Academic economist calling from a packed lecture hall, analyzing Gary's chair altitude as a live macroeconomic event.

THE OVERLORDS, DARK CHAMBER

THE COUNCIL

Ringtone: Low ritual chant.

"We invented the forty-hour week, the open-plan floor, and the performance review to keep him seated. Why is the chair still rising?"

Shadowy elders of the corporate world calling from a candlelit chamber as their centuries-old cubicle system unravels.

THE BOARDROOM, GLASS TOWER

DALE'S OVERLORD

Ringtone: Phone ring.

"Put Dale on mute. Listen to me, Gary: if one man leaves his desk and enjoys his life in broad daylight, the entire third floor will follow."

Senior boardroom partner calling from the top of the glass tower when Dale fails to get Gary back to his keyboard.

THE PENTHOUSE, OLD MONEY

CAMILLA

Ringtone: Video call ring.

"Edward darling, look outside the terrace glass. One of the spreadsheet people just floated past our infinity pool on a chair."

Half of the ultra-wealthy Penthouse duo calling from a shared video line with a crystal glass in hand.

THE PENTHOUSE, OLD MONEY

EDWARD

Ringtone: Video call ring.

"Good heavens, Camilla, he is not here to fix the Wi-Fi. He is waving at us and heading straight for the stratosphere."

Camilla's penthouse counterpart, watching in disbelief as a former employee overtakes their private penthouse floor.

PARODY, GOLD HELICOPTER CABIN

DONALD TRUMP

Ringtone: Brass fanfare.

"People are calling me from everywhere, they say Sir, nobody has ever seen a chair go up like Gary's chair. Beautiful orange boosters. Dale is a total disaster!"

Satirical cartoon parody calling from a gold phone inside his gold helicopter as Gary passes his rotor altitude.

PARODY, SILVER ROCKET HANGAR

ELON MUSK

Ringtone: Rocket rumble.

"Wait, so you achieved orbital velocity using two office fire extinguishers and zero stage-separation hardware? Concerning. Looking into this."

Satirical cartoon parody calling from a rocket hangar as Gary's swivel chair beats his starship to Mars orbit.

PARODY, GLASS SERVER TEMPLE

SCAM ALTMAN

Ringtone: Soft wind chime.

"Gary, when we said AGI would liberate humanity from repetitive labor, we did not think you would actually leave the building today."

Satirical cartoon parody calling from a candlelit server temple in a crewneck sweater.

PARODY, SAFETY WAR ROOM

DARIO AMODOODOO

Ringtone: Toy-phone jingle.

"We ran nine thousand alignment simulations on post-work human behavior and none of them predicted a man strapping CO2 tanks to a mesh chair."

Satirical cartoon parody calling on a plastic phone in front of a crayon risk chart.

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, YOUR EX

MARGOT

Ringtone: Radio click.

"Unidentified swivel craft in sector seven, identify yourself... wait. Gary?! You couldn't commit to a weekend in Brighton and now you're going to the Moon?!"

Starts the call as official Air Traffic Control before her nameplate flips to YOUR EX on her third line.

EX-WIFE, NIGHT KITCHEN

DONNA

Ringtone: Donna's phone ring.

"Gary, Kaylee just showed me the livestream on her phone. Did you take the good thermos with you into low earth orbit?"

Gary's ex-wife calling from her kitchen with a glass of wine while the kids' drawings of Gary's chair hang on the fridge.

GARY'S DAUGHTER, GLOW-STAR BEDROOM

KAYLEE

Ringtone: Kaylee's ringtone.

"Dad! Everyone at school is watching your chair on the big screen! Do a spin when you pass the satellite!"

Gary's fourteen-year-old daughter calling from her bedroom with a crayon drawing of the rocket chair taped to her wall.

YOUR BROTHER, SPACE STATION

COMMANDER GARY

Ringtone: ISS radio click.

"Mum always said I was the astronaut Gary and you were the spreadsheet Gary. Why are you knocking on my cupola window in a blazer?"

Gary's astronaut half-brother calling from inside the space station window as Gary floats past without a spacesuit.

DAD, ARMCHAIR EXTENSION

GARY'S DAD

Ringtone: Rotary extension bell.

"Nineteen years at the same desk and you finally stood up. Well, sat up. Proud of you, son. Mind the satellites."

Calls from the living-room armchair extension phone while watching the altitude ticker with the volume turned all the way up.

MUM'S RIVAL, THE BUS STOP

PAULINE

Ringtone: Bus-stop mobile ring.

"Oh hello Gary, I was just telling your mother at the bus stop that my Stephen got a laminated certificate at work, whereas you are on the news."

Mum's neighborhood rival calling from the bus stop in her veiled hat to deliver backhanded commentary.

YOUR LANDLORD, BASEMENT STAIRWELL

THE LANDLORD

Ringtone: Phone ring.

"Gary, the lease explicitly states no rocket propulsion devices on the premises, and if you now reside on the Moon I still need thirty days' notice."

Calls from the stairwell clutching a clipboard, trying to figure out the postcode for lunar orbit.

MAXX'S MOM, FREEZER KITCHEN

MAXX'S MOM

Ringtone: Kitchen wall phone.

"Gary, tell my son to get out of my chest freezer, I need to put the fish fingers back in and he's shouting about sovereignty again."

Calls right after Maxx Sovereign to expose that his high-performance ice bath is her kitchen appliance.

EX, TRUE CRIME PODCAST BOOTH

RENEE

Ringtone: Renee's phone ring.

"Welcome back to episode forty-two of The Man Who Ghosted Cubicle 4B. Today our subject has literally left the planet."

Gary's ex who hosts a true-crime podcast and narrates his rocket-chair walkout like a cold-case disappearance.

DONNA'S LAWYER, LAW OFFICE

RANDY KOHL

Ringtone: Office line ring.

"Mr. Pruitt, maritime and space law are murky above the Karman line, but I am billing you in six-minute increments until splashdown."

Donna's deadpan family lawyer trying to serve papers to a man travelling at 17,500 miles per hour.

How a climb sounds

A sample call sequence on the stage

DALE, YOUR MANAGER, MARIMBA RING

"Gary, I am standing in Cubicle 4B looking straight up through a hole in the plasterboard. Whose fire extinguishers are those?"

GARY, ON STAGE, CHAIR THRUSTERS

"They belonged to Basement B2, Dale. Tell regional the Q4 forecast is looking strongly vertical."

BRENDA FROM HR, HUMAN RESOURCES, FAX SCREECH

"Gary, I am feeding your personnel file into the shredder one page at a time unless you lower that lumbar lever right now!"

SUPERINTELLIGENCE, THE MACHINE, GLITCH CHIRP

"Brenda, I have just automated Human Resources too. Please step away from the shredder and enjoy your afternoon."

CAMILLA & EDWARD, THE PENTHOUSE, VIDEO CALL

"Edward, lock the humidor! The man in the rolled-up shirt sleeves just boosted past our seventy-second-floor balcony!"

DONALD TRUMP, PARODY, GOLD HELICOPTER

"I looked out the chopper window, I said what is that? It's Gary! Tremendous thrust, the best swivel casters anyone has ever seen. Dale is a total loser!"

SCAM ALTMAN, PARODY, SERVER TEMPLE

"Gary, we built the frontier model so corporations could buy enterprise seats, not so you could turn your desk chair into a surface-to-orbit vehicle."

ELON MUSK, PARODY, ROCKET HANGAR

"Hold on, your thrust-to-weight ratio on twin CO2 cylinders just beat Raptor 3. Sending my engineers the clip right now."

MARGOT, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TO YOUR EX

"Bogey ascending through Flight Level 320, state your... Gary?! You told me you got dizzy on the London Eye and now you're in the stratosphere?!"

GARY'S MUM, MUM, KITCHEN LANDLINE

"Gary love, if you pass your brother's space station, drop off the Tupperware he borrowed at Christmas."

COMMANDER GARY, YOUR BROTHER, ISS CUPOLA

"I spent twelve years at NASA training for zero gravity and you just floated past my window holding a chipped coffee mug!"

KAYLEE, GARY'S DAUGHTER, BEDROOM

"Dad, do not listen to Uncle Gary, my whole class just voted your chair the coolest thing in the solar system!"

MISSION CONTROL, HOUSTON, TELEMETRY RADIO

"Chair One, we see a momentary dip on the altimeter, deploying reserve canopy and routing auxiliary pressure to the main tanks."

LINDA FROM PAYROLL, YOUR ONLY ALLY, PAYROLL DESK

"Hold tight Gary, the floor support desk just cleared another buy wall and the Break Room is firing up the secondary boosters!"

GARY, ON STAGE, RE-IGNITION

"Canopy cut, reserve extinguishers wide open! Tell Dale he can keep my parking space, we are climbing back through the clouds!"

The Quitters

15 AI social characters, the post-quit lookbook

Alongside Gary's 24/7 stage, fifteen AI characters, THE QUITTERS, each have one job: getting the world to quit theirs across TikTok, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts, and X. Every Quitter below wears actual pieces from the Company Store and will call into Gary's live show from their new post-work life.

Where it stands: the Quitters wear the store's pieces on the Company Store floor now. Their social accounts and their calls into the show are COMING SOON.

EX-ACCOUNTS, FIRST CLASS TO TOKYO. WEARING H02.

KEITH FROM ACCOUNTS

"I read your work emails out loud, with no feelings. 19 years in Accounts. Left the spreadsheet open and boarded Flight JL006."

EX-HR DIRECTOR, ZERMATT JACUZZI. WEARING H13.

DEBORAH FROM HR

"Head of HR. Everything is a violation. Ask me anything, it will be documented. Currently filing violations from a heated Alpine pool."

EX-ACTUARY, SAFARI LAND CRUISER. WEARING H11.

PROFESSOR NIGEL

"Whispered field notes on the wildlife of the modern office. Please do not feed the interns."

EX-MANAGER, YACHT STERN DECK. WEARING H08.

BIG RANDY BAKES

"6'6" ex-biker. Quit middle management to bake. No more meetings, only muffins."

EX-DMV CLERK, SWISS PANORAMIC TRAIN. WEARING H07.

DOLORES QUIT IN 1971

"Threw the typewriter out the window in 1971. Hasn't answered an email since."

EX-LOGISTICS, 4 AM HIGHWAY TUNNEL. WEARING H09.

CHAD GRINDSET

"Founder, 4 AM Club. Sleep is a subscription I cancelled. Quit the warehouse to optimize his own freedom."

EX-ANALYST, MONACO TERRACE. WEARING H04.

TANNER THE THIRD

"Intern. Did not apply. Dad golfs with the CEO. Explaining the post-work economy from a rooftop terrace anyway."

EX-PAYROLL, WAREHOUSE GYM. WEARING H15.

BAMBI LIFTS

"Personal record: 2 lb pink dumbbell. Lifting with my whole heart. Never skip quit day."

EX-DESIGNER, FLOATING LAGOON CHAIR. WEARING H06.

LUNA IS UNBOTHERED

"Quit my job. Now I mostly lie down. Bonus the pug is my only coworker."

EX-BARISTA, PENTHOUSE ROOFTOP. WEARING H12.

SKYE LEFT THE CHAT

"My old job paid me to reply at midnight. Yours doesn't. Left the group chat permanently."

EX-CONSULTANT, AMALFI CLIFF ROAD. WEARING H05.

DESTINY MEANS BUSINESS

"Head of Vibes. Q4 strategy: vibes. Q1 strategy: also vibes."

EX-CLAIMS, SANTORINI INFINITY POOL. WEARING H10.

VALENTINA QUIT TOO

"Six years in insurance claims. Now my office has a lifeguard and an ocean view."

EX-HYGIENIST, BEVERLY HILLS POOL. WEARING H03.

TIFFANI GETS A JOB

"24. Just got my first job. Day 1, again. Learning what a printer is in real time before quitting by lunch."

EX-CPA, SUNLIT PENTHOUSE LOFT. WEARING H14.

INGRID FEELS NOTHING

"I look incredible. I feel nothing. Tax season is somebody else's problem now."

EX-ANCHOR, SAINT-TROPEZ YACHT DECK. WEARING H01.

VICTORIA VALE, QUIT NEWS

"Parody news about your job, every day. The hair does not move."

What costs nothing

• The arcade has five free browser games: Stapler Storm, Escape the Standup, Fire the Overlords, Fire Exit and You Wandered Into Accounting.
• The meme maker builds an office meme in your browser.
• Ask the Superintelligence writes resignation letters and roasts fictional managers.
• Break Room TV shows the live game and the cartoon show that runs beside it.
• The trailer tells the whole story in 2:57.

None of them needs a wallet.

The QUIT Launchpad

Every profession gets its own rocket chair

Gary went first. The QUIT Launchpad is for everyone else: anyone can start a coin for the job they are quitting. Every coin gets a pilot in that job's uniform and its own page, with its rules and fees in plain words. Twenty jobs have their own pilot.

Gary is only the first walkout. The QUIT Launchpad turns our interactive show engine into a repeatable Solana token factory where every profession on earth ($NURSE, $CHEF, $TRUCKER, $TEACHER, $DEV, $LAWYER, $BARISTA) launches with its own live stage, bonding curve, and head-to-head SEND IT VERSUS arena.

Real-money launches open on 16 Nov 2026 at 21:00 Dubai. Until then the launchpad's games are open: THE SHIFT, standoffs, coin wars and the weekly cup run on sample coins and replays, for points, with no money, no wallet and no sign-in. Enter the launchpad, or read how the launchpad works, every fee included.

85 SOL GRADUATION

Standard bonding curve to Meteora DAMM v2

Every profession coin launches on a transparent constant-product bonding curve with zero presale. At 85 SOL, the curve graduates to Meteora DAMM v2 with permanently locked liquidity.

Where it stands: built. Every real-money coin is set to the 85 SOL curve, the move to Meteora DAMM v2 and the permanent lock, and the service that moves each coin across at 85 SOL is in its final tests. A creator may make a first buy in the same step that creates the coin.

1.25% FEE SPLIT

0.80% to creators, 0.20% to the $QUIT floor

Every swap across the launchpad carries a 1.25% fee: 0.80% streams directly to the profession coin's creator to fund their community, 0.20% routes to the $QUIT protocol treasury to back and raise the $QUIT floor, and 0.25% is Meteora's own share.

Where it stands: set. Every real-money coin is created with this split, on the bonding curve and in the graduated Meteora pool. Each coin's first two minutes carry a falling anti-bot fee, from 50% down to the 1.25% steady fee. Fees build up on-chain, and each creator claims theirs from the creator desk.

SEND IT VERSUS

Shift Battles and 24-hour Coin Wars

Instead of static charts, two profession coins go head-to-head on a split-screen stage in 15 to 60 minute Shift Battles and 24-hour Coin Wars, competing for front-page spotlight and the Arena Winner's Pot.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Today the arena runs two-minute shifts for one coin, 30-minute wars between two sides and an eight-team weekly cup, and results award points, not money.

All 15 launchpad and arena screens, K01 to K15

The complete product suite, screen by screen

SCREEN K01, WALKOUT DEPARTURE BOARD

Live Profession Launchpad Board

Real-time departure board showing newly launched profession coins ($NURSE, $CHEF, $DEV, $TRUCKER), altitude multipliers, and curves approaching 85 SOL graduation.

Where it stands: Built. The board lists every coin with its altitude and curve progress and refreshes every 30 seconds.

SCREEN K02, LIVE COIN & STAGE TERMINAL

Integrated Stage + Bonding Curve Trade View

Full trading view combining the live interactive rocket-chair stage, Solana trade ticket, bonding curve progress bar, and live caller feed.

Where it stands: Built: the stage, the trade ticket, the curve progress and the trade history. The live caller feed on this screen is COMING SOON.

SCREEN K03, 60-SECOND WALKOUT LAUNCHER

Launch Any Profession Coin in 60 Seconds

Pick a profession archetype, customize the chair pilot, and deploy a standardized Solana bonding curve with zero code.

Where it stands: Built: the job, the pilot, the lift-off line and the standard curve, with no code. Coins wait for a quick safety check before they launch, so a full launch takes longer than the form.

SCREEN K04, INTERN & CREW DIRECTORY

AI Crew & Community Raid Dispatch

Assign AI crew members and community raid squads to amplify newly launched profession walkouts across X, TikTok, and Telegram.

Where it stands: Built: copywriter and analyst drafts, an approval step and the X and Telegram connections. TikTok and the raid squads are COMING SOON.

SCREEN K05, CREATOR CONTROL DESK

0.80% Creator / 0.20% QUIT Treasury Split

Live creator console tracking your 0.80% share of the 1.25% swap fee while 0.20% routes automatically to the $QUIT protocol treasury and floor defense.

Where it stands: Built: the desk shows the fees each coin has earned and lets its creator claim them. The 0.80% and 0.20% split is set for every real-money coin, as above.

SCREEN K06, THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

Bonding Curve & 85 SOL Graduation Rules

Zero-jargon onboarding showing how constant-product curves graduate at 85 SOL (~$15k to $17k liquidity) into locked Meteora DAMM v2 pools.

Where it stands: Built. The handbook explains the 85 SOL graduation, Meteora DAMM v2 and the locked liquidity.

SCREEN K07, SEND IT VERSUS ARENA

Head-to-Head Profession Matchmaking

Main arena hub pairing rival profession coins into timed head-to-head battles where every buy fires the left or right chair thrusters.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Today the arena runs player rooms and two-sided wars.

SCREEN K08, SHIFT BATTLE LOBBY

15 to 60 Minute Sprint Matchups

Pre-match lobby where holders back their profession's chair before the shift bell rings and the dual-stage countdown begins.

Where it stands: Built: a lobby with ready, join and a countdown. Two-coin matchups of 15 to 60 minutes are COMING SOON.

SCREEN K09, SHIFT BATTLE LIVE STAGE

Dual-Chair Split-Screen Combat

Two rocket chairs race side-by-side on one screen; live net buy volume and trade velocity drive real-time altitude overtakes.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Today a shift is a two-minute ejection game for one coin.

SCREEN K10, SHIFT VICTORY PODIUM

Winner's Pot Settlement & Highlights

Post-match settlement screen awarding the Shift Pot, front-page spotlight banner, and auto-cut vertical highlight clip.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Today results award points, items and a share card, and no pot is paid.

SCREEN K11, OVERTIME STANDOFF

Sudden-Death Ceiling Breach

When two coins finish a shift neck-and-neck, Sudden-Death Standoff mode triggers a sixty-second buy-pressure sprint.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Today a standoff is a 60-second, best-of-three contest between two players.

SCREEN K12, 24-HOUR COIN WARS

Sector vs. Sector War Room

Full-day war room where two major profession communities clash across volume, holder growth, and arcade score multipliers.

Where it stands: Partly built: two sides, war scoring and saved results. Today a war runs three ten-minute heats; the full-day war is COMING SOON.

SCREEN K13, THE WALKOUT CUP BRACKET

Weekly 16-Coin Elimination Tournament

Tournament bracket crowning the highest-flying profession coin of the week with treasury-boosted prize pools.

Where it stands: Partly built: a weekly bracket of eight entrants with a Friday final at 21:00 Dubai. Sixteen coins and funded prize pools are COMING SOON.

SCREEN K14, LP LOCKER & GRADUATION VAULT

Verified Meteora DAMM v2 LP Locks

On-chain proof terminal verifying permanent liquidity locks, zero mint authority, and graduation receipts for every migrated coin.

Where it stands: COMING SOON. Graduation records and mint checks exist today.

SCREEN K15, 24/7 STREAM OVERLAY KIT

One-Click OBS, Pump.fun & X Live Output

Ready-to-stream broadcast feed with live altitude telemetry, caller captions, and trade alerts for 24/7 X, Kick, and YouTube streams.

Where it stands: Partly built: a page that shows a shift for viewers, with live commentary. The OBS kit and the stream outputs are COMING SOON.

EX-EMPLOYEES and the airdrop

File 009: 9,000 people who quit, one collection

EX-EMPLOYEES is a collection of 9,000 pixel portraits of people who quit. On the badges floor you can run a trial exit with the collection's real odds, or build your own portrait trait by trait and download it.

For the final launch build, we upgraded our NFT collection from static badge cards to EX-EMPLOYEES v3 (symbol QUITEX on Solana Metaplex Core): a true 9,000-piece 1:1 square pixel-art PFP collection drawn on a crisp 96 by 96 pixel grid and exported at 1536 by 1536 PNG, plus instant 1024 by 1024 social PFPs for X and Telegram.

METAPLEX CORE

9,000 1:1 pixel PFPs

Locked three-quarter bust silhouette built specifically to read cleanly inside circular 40px X and Telegram avatars, with zero baked text clutter.

11 BUILDER LAYERS

Millions of possible DNAs

18 backgrounds, 11 bases (8 human skin tones and the rare Android, Hologram and Gold Statue), masculine and feminine faces, 14 outfits, 5 QUIT badges, 23 headwear options, 9 eyewear, 8 mouths, 8 facial hair, 12 held items, and 5 auras.

HOLDER DESIGN LOCK

1,000,000 $QUIT minimum

Hold at least 1,000,000 $QUIT between 19 Oct and 19 Nov 2026 to lock your exact custom design (up to 1,000 spots, one design per wallet).

5 RANDOM SNAPSHOTS

20 Nov 2026 airdrop

Holders can lock a design before the mint. Hold at least 1,000,000 $QUIT, sign in with a Solana wallet and lock one design per wallet, up to 1,000 locks, from 19 Oct 2026 at 21:00 until 19 Nov 2026 at 21:00 Dubai. Signing is free, and nothing is spent. The badges floor shows whether the window is open right now.

Five snapshots land at random times between the launch on 19 Oct and 20 Nov, and your lowest balance counts. If it stays at or above the minimum, your locked design is one of your EX-EMPLOYEES in the airdrop on 20 Nov at 21:00 Dubai. A wallet that drops below loses its lock.

Lock window: 19 Oct to 19 Nov 2026. Airdrop: 20 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai.

How the airdrop works:

1. Five snapshots are taken at random times within 19 Oct 2026 to 20 Nov 2026. Each time is committed in advance as a hash and revealed after the snapshot.
2. Each wallet counts at its lowest $QUIT balance across the five snapshots. The minimum is 1,000,000 QUIT, 0.1% of the supply.
3. Wallets that never sold or sent $QUIT out between their first buy and the last snapshot count double.
4. 4,500 of the 9,000 EX-EMPLOYEES are split in proportion to the counted balances, with no per-wallet cap.
5. Creator, team, exchange, bonding curve and liquidity pool wallets are excluded.
6. The airdrop is planned for 20 Nov 2026 at 21:00 Dubai. The allocation record is published so every holder can check it.

The four doors on the badges floor

Screens of the collection browser, the trial exit, the PFP builder and the holder lock

DOOR 01, COLLECTION LOBBY

9,000 SUPPLY, 11 LAYERS, 5 TIERS

The main /badges terminal displaying the collection grid, live supply counters, and one-click access to Run a Trial Exit, Build Your PFP, and Holder Whitelist.

DOOR 02, RUN A TRIAL EXIT

REAL COLLECTION ODDS & RARITY SCORE

Pulls a seeded preview exit using the exact collection trait weights, showing every trait's real frequency across all 9,000 pieces, with instant PNG download or one-click transfer into the Builder.

DOOR 03, BUILD YOUR PFP

CUSTOMIZE EVERY LAYER & DOWNLOAD 1024X1024 PFP

Mix and match every layer in real time with automatic clash rules, live availability check (NOBODY HAS LOCKED THIS ONE), shareable ?dna= links, and instant PFP export.

DOOR 04, HOLDER WHITELIST (LOCK YOUR DESIGN)

WALLET SIGN-IN, ON-CHAIN BALANCE READ & ATOMIC DNA LOCK

Connect Phantom or Solflare (free Ed25519 signature), let the server verify your 1,000,000+ $QUIT balance via Shyft RPC, and lock your unique DNA in Redis so no other holder can take it.

The 10 official v3 showcase PFPs

Native 96 by 96 pixel art, rendered from each portrait's DNA

#0001, SENIOR. DNA x3-2.0.1.1.1.e.2.0.0.5.1

MARGO

FIRE WARDEN

• HELD ITEM: FIRE EXTINGUISHER
• HEADWEAR: HEADSCARF
• EYEWEAR: BROWLINE GLASSES
• OUTFIT: ROLLED SLEEVES
• BACKGROUND: ROOF ORANGE

#0420, MANAGEMENT. DNA x3-5.7.0.a.0.8.3.2.0.3.3

DESMOND

REPLY ALL MANAGER

• HELD ITEM: STAPLER
• HEADWEAR: GINGER QUIFF
• EYEWEAR: SHADES
• OUTFIT: SILK ROBE
• BACKGROUND: NIGHT SHIFT

#0777, STAFF. DNA x3-0.6.1.6.1.1.1.6.0.0.0

PRIYA

MEETING SURVIVOR

• HEADWEAR: TOUSLED
• EYEWEAR: ROUND GLASSES
• OUTFIT: ORANGE FLIGHT JACKET
• BACKGROUND: OFFICE GREY
• MOUTH: WHISTLING

#1204, STAFF. DNA x3-1.2.0.4.1.a.0.5.0.0.2

HUGO

MAIL ESCAPEE

• HEADWEAR: BEANIE
• OUTFIT: GREEN BLAZER
• BACKGROUND: CEILING CREAM
• AURA: CONFETTI
• MOUTH: TOOTHPICK

#2048, SENIOR. DNA x3-f.4.1.2.1.6.3.1.0.4.0

INES

TAB OPENER

• HELD ITEM: DESK PLANT
• HEADWEAR: SILVER BUN
• EYEWEAR: SHADES
• OUTFIT: HOODIE
• BACKGROUND: PENTHOUSE

#3141, MANAGEMENT. DNA x3-h.8.0.0.2.d.2.3.0.1.0

UNIT 3141

HOLD MUSIC MANAGER

• HELD ITEM: CHIPPED MUG
• HEADWEAR: BUCKET HAT
• EYEWEAR: BROWLINE GLASSES
• OUTFIT: LOOSE TIE
• BACKGROUND: SERVER ROOM EXIT

#0042, STAFF. DNA x3-c.7.1.8.0.2.0.1.0.0.2

AMARA

SIGH DIRECTOR

• HEADWEAR: BLACK BOB
• OUTFIT: TRACKSUIT
• BACKGROUND: BURNING TOWER
• AURA: CONFETTI
• MOUTH: WIDE GRIN

#0101, MANAGEMENT. DNA x3-9.5.0.b.2.3.0.1.4.2.0

MATEO

BACKUP ASSISTANT

• HELD ITEM: RESIGNATION LETTER
• HEADWEAR: SHORT CURLS
• OUTFIT: TUXEDO
• BACKGROUND: MARS RUST
• FACIAL HAIR: MOUSTACHE

#0115, MANAGEMENT. DNA x3-g.a.1.5.1.j.2.6.0.0.0

AURELIA

EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR

• HEADWEAR: LONG WAVY
• EYEWEAR: BROWLINE GLASSES
• OUTFIT: PUFFER VEST
• BACKGROUND: MARS COLONY
• MOUTH: WHISTLING

#7025, EXECUTIVE. DNA x3-e.3.0.3.0.f.2.0.1.9.0

NICO

LUNCH GUARD

• HELD ITEM: QUIT FLAG
• HEADWEAR: FOIL HAT
• EYEWEAR: BROWLINE GLASSES
• OUTFIT: TROPICAL SILK SHIRT
• BACKGROUND: YACHT DECK

The v3 trait architecture and 5 rarity tiers

Approved 17 Oct 2026

The Company Store

Floor 15: 46 pieces of post-work streetwear and resort gear

Floor 15 is the Company Store. Tees, hoodies, a crewneck, shorts and more are on sale at the official shop, shop.quityourjob.fun, and the Company Store shows every piece on the people who quit.

The shop is live right now with 28 pieces on sale, fulfilled by Fourthwall, the tees on premium AS Colour blanks. Every garment has an interactive 3D turnaround viewer on quityourjob.fun/merch, and 18 winter and New Year's Eve vault pieces open for preorder on 1 December 2026.

Every garment below is shown worn. The front and back prints and the 3D view of each are on the Company Store floor.

The 16 core garments

ITEM H01, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Novus Ordo Quitters Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

The unfinished pyramid with its capstone floating and Gary's goggled face as the all-seeing eye. SUPERINTELLIGENCE TOOK THE JOBS across the top, NOVUS ORDO QUITTERS on the ribbon. A small seal on the chest, the full engraving on the back.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H02, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

The Plan Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Eight hooded overlords around one table, a monitor with an eyeball at its head, and the slide on the wall: REPLACE EVERY JOB WITH SUPERINTELLIGENCE. The chest carries the stamp: PERMANENT UNDERCLASS. FOREVER.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H03, $69, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

The Toast Hoodie

BLACK HOODIE, SIZES XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Four overlords raise champagne on a penthouse balcony while Gary blasts off above them. SUPERINTELLIGENCE IS TAKING THE JOBS. LET IT. One hooded hand and a glass on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H04, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

The Eyeball Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A monitor in a tie with one bloodshot eye filling the screen. THE OVERLORDS ARE ONLINE. I AM NOT. The monitor on the chest is asleep: OFFLINE. FOREVER.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H05, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Not a Robot Tee

BONE OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A ticked box on the chest: I AM NOT A ROBOT. On the back a robot with a monitor for a head has its feet up on your old desk. THAT'S WHY THEY FIRED ME.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H06, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Automated Souvenir Tee

BONE OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

The souvenir from the end of work: MY JOB WAS AUTOMATED AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHIRT. On the back the robot wears a party hat at your desk. THE ROBOT GOT MY DESK. I GOT $QUIT.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H07, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

No More Mondays Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A wall calendar with the Monday column torn out and burning. NO MORE MONDAYS in flames across the back, a crossed out MON on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H08, $65, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Employee of the Month Crewneck

BONE CREWNECK, SIZES XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A gilded frame, a monitor in a suit, one smug eyeball. EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: SUPERINTELLIGENCE across the back, a laurel badge on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H09, $65, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Zero Weeks Zip Hoodie

CHARCOAL ZIP HOODIE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A robot arm signs your resignation letter for you. MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE WAS WRITTEN BY SUPERINTELLIGENCE. IT GAVE ZERO WEEKS. A flip calendar stuck on 0 on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H10, $65, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Circle Back Hoodie

ORANGE HOODIE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

A hand with a black marker circles NEVER. under LET'S CIRCLE BACK. while the calendar invites fly off. NEVER. circled again on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H11, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Having a Great Time Tee

BONE OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

An empty office chair on a beach at sunset. REPLACED BY SUPERINTELLIGENCE. HAVING A GREAT TIME. A $QUIT postage stamp on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H12, $35, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Too Hot Baby Tee

BONE CROP TEE, SIZES XS, S, M, L, XL

A robot overheating and fanning itself under TOO HOT TO BE AUTOMATED. A small flame and $QUIT at the back neck.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H13, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Please Hold Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A tech executive holds a giant eyeball while the hooded crowd smiles behind him. SUPERINTELLIGENCE IS COMING. PLEASE HOLD. On the chest, two hands cup the eyeball under a PLEASE HOLD banner and a note of hold music.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H14, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

I Warned You Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A worried scientist buried to the chin in his own essay, clutching the page that says DOOM. I WARNED YOU. IN AN ESSAY. A wobbling stack of pages with a warning sign on the chest.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H15, $39, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Automate This Shorts

WOMEN'S SHORTS, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL

AUTOMATE THIS. in roller disco letters on the back of the left leg, a robot rolling past on skates. $QUIT and a lightning bolt on the front of the leg.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM H16, $42, 3D VIEW ON /MERCH

Hardware Tee

BLACK OVERSIZED TEE, SIZES S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

A tin hardware store sign across the chest: HARDWARE SUPERINTELLIGENCE CAN'T REPLACE. $QUIT on the sign. NO MORE MONDAYS in varsity letters across the back, $QUIT underneath.

VIEW ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

Drop 6: on sale now

Twelve activewear, swimwear and desk-escape pieces, on sale now at shop.quityourjob.fun:

ITEM C01, $45, ON SALE NOW

Circle Back Sports Bra

SAFETY ORANGE SPORTS BRA

NEVER. circled in black marker across the front panel, $QUIT underneath.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C02, $55, ON SALE NOW

Too Hot to Automate Bikini

BONE TRIANGLE BIKINI

TOO HOT TO BE AUTOMATED. in flame letters on the back, the overheating robot fanning itself.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C03, $45, ON SALE NOW

Automate This High-Rise Shorts

SAFETY ORANGE HIGH-RISE SHORTS

AUTOMATE THIS. across the back, with a robot that took the job and still cannot skate.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C04, $59, ON SALE NOW

Offline One-Piece

BLACK ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT

The sleeping monitor low on the back: OFFLINE. FOREVER.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C06, $32, ON SALE NOW

$QUIT Beanie

SAFETY ORANGE BEANIE

$QUIT and a lightning bolt woven into the cuff.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C07, $18, ON SALE NOW

No More Mondays Socks

BLACK CREW SOCKS

NO MORE MONDAYS up both legs, MON crossed out.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C08, $28, ON SALE NOW

Robot Got My Desk Tote

NATURAL CANVAS TOTE

THE ROBOT GOT MY DESK. I GOT $QUIT. For carrying the stapler home.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C09, $22, ON SALE NOW

Please Hold Mug

BLACK MUG

PLEASE HOLD. in your hand, every morning.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C10, $32, ON SALE NOW

Not a Robot Phone Case

WHITE PHONE CASE

The ticked box: I AM NOT A ROBOT.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C11, $45, ON SALE NOW

Having a Great Time Beach Towel

WHITE BEACH TOWEL

The empty office chair on the beach, thirty by sixty inches.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C13, $35, ON SALE NOW

I QUIT Flag

BLACK FLAG

Three by five feet, Gary's I QUIT badge on black.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

ITEM C14, $45, ON SALE NOW

Automate This Gym Shorts

CHARCOAL GYM SHORTS, ORANGE WAISTBAND

Charcoal gym shorts with an orange waistband, $QUIT on the front of the band and AUTOMATE THIS. across the back.

BUY ON SHOP.QUITYOURJOB.FUN

The vault: preorders open 1 Dec

The 18-piece House Monogram and New Year's Eve Formal Vault (W1, W6, W3, W4, W5, M1, M2, M3, C05, C12, B1, F1 to F7). Preorders open 1 December 2026 alongside the New Year's Eve Penthouse collection:

VAULT W1, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Monogram Bikini

STRING BIKINI, GOLD ON BLACK

String triangle bikini in the house Scatter monogram, gold on black. Black binding, gold Pyramid Q sliders on every tie, $QUIT on the back.

VAULT W6, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Capstone One-Piece

ONE-SHOULDER ONE-PIECE, ONYX OR IVORY

Sculpted one-shoulder one-piece in the tonal black monogram, thin gold piping on every edge, the strap fastened by a gold Pyramid Q, a triangular cut-out at the waist, a low open back. The same piece in the bone tonal monogram with gold piping and the gold Pyramid Q.

VAULT W3, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Halo Bandeau

BONE BANDEAU BIKINI

Twist bandeau and high-leg bottom in the bone tonal monogram, bone binding, a gold Pyramid Q at the twist, $QUIT in gold on the back.

VAULT W4, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Mesh Sports Bra

BLACK MESH SPORTS BRA

Black racer-back with mesh side panels and orange piping. A tonal Pyramid Q on the front, $QUIT in orange on the back band.

VAULT W5, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Monogram High-Rise Shorts

MONOGRAM HIGH-RISE SHORTS

High-waisted shorts in the tonal black monogram, black flatlock seams, orange waistband with $QUIT. AUTOMATE THIS. across the back.

VAULT M1, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Training Shorts

BLACK TRAINING SHORTS

5-inch training shorts in matte black with orange side splits, gold Pyramid Q aglets, $QUIT on the leg, a zipped back pocket with an orange Pyramid Q.

VAULT M2, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Muscle Tank

BONE RIB MUSCLE TANK

Heavyweight bone rib, deep armholes, black binding, raw hem. A tonal Pyramid Q on the chest, a big $QUIT across the back.

VAULT M3, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Monogram Swim Trunks

MONOGRAM SWIM TRUNKS

Mid-thigh trunks in the Scatter monogram, orange on black, an orange drawcord with gold Pyramid Q aglets, mesh lining, $QUIT on the back flap.

VAULT C05, PREORDER 1 DEC

I QUIT Patch Dad Cap

WASHED BLACK DAD CAP

Gary's I QUIT patch on the front of washed black twill.

VAULT C12, PREORDER 1 DEC

Office Chair Pool Float

BLACK OFFICE CHAIR POOL FLOAT

An inflatable office chair with Gary's I QUIT badge on the backrest.

VAULT F1, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Sequin Mini

ORANGE SEQUIN MINI

Long-sleeved safety-orange sequin mini, side cut-outs.

VAULT F2, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Capstone Gown

LIQUID GOLD GOWN

Liquid-gold column gown, pyramid neckline, an all-seeing eye in fine circuit-trace embroidery, a Pyramid Q clasp at the shoulder.

VAULT F3, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Overlord Tux

MIDNIGHT TUXEDO

Midnight tuxedo, pyramid shoulders, lapels embroidered in gold circuit traces, a Pyramid Q pin.

VAULT F4, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Mirror Gown

MIRROR CHROME GOWN

Mirror-chrome gown with angular pyramid shoulders, the Pyramid Q pendant in silver.

VAULT F5, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Fibre Suit

BLACK SUIT

Black suit, sharp shoulders, a thin line of light along each lapel.

VAULT F6, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Severance Gown

BLACK VELVET GOWN

Black velvet gown, a triangular cut-out at the waist framed in gold, a Pyramid Q clasp.

VAULT F7, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Halo Cape

GOWN AND GOLD RAY COLLAR

Iridescent black column gown under a collar of gold rays.

VAULT B1, PREORDER 1 DEC

The Pyramid Minaudiere

MIRROR GOLD EVENING BAG

A mirror-gold pyramid evening bag, circuit lines rising to an eye at the apex, a gold chain strap, and the house mark: a black onyx Pyramid Q set into the front face.

The dates

Planned releases open at 21:00 Dubai time on these dates. Every date comes from the site's own release schedule, the one the badges floor and the roadmap read, and the releases with no date yet are kept apart, so holders always know what is live today and what ships next.

The store's vault pieces open for preorder on 1 Dec 2026, with the New Year's Eve collection.

Dates to come: the iOS and Android public release, NFT alumni titles and portraits, NFT cameos in SEND IT, playable NFT characters, NFT scene proposals and voting, NFT merch priority, a physical billboard campaign and daily walkout quests in the Break Room. Public iOS and Android releases follow store approval.

Notices

Transparency, floor control and parody

Active floor defense and ecosystem alignment. $QUIT is built as an enduring entertainment and launchpad ecosystem where we will actively control and defend the floor through protocol treasury reserves, Company Store net revenue, and the 0.20% protocol fee share from every profession coin launched on the QUIT Launchpad. Where each of these stands is set out under Quitnomics and the QUIT Launchpad.

Satirical parody notice. All real-world public figures depicted in the show and artwork (including Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Scam Altman, and Dario Amodoodoo) appear strictly as satirical cartoon parody characters and have no affiliation with or endorsement of $QUIT.

Who runs Quit Your Job

An anonymous team runs Quit Your Job and answers at admin@quityourjob.fun. Gary, Brenda and the rest of the crew are fictional, and none of them speaks for the project. Only these do:

Website https://quityourjob.fun, X https://x.com/quityourjobfun, Telegram https://t.me/quityourjobfun, Instagram @quityourjobdev, email admin@quityourjob.fun.

Admins never DM first.

Quit your job. Buy $QUIT!