THE TRAILER

Coming this Monday, to an office near you!

Meet Gary.

Nineteen years at the same desk.

His only promotion was a new chair.

And every day, the same meeting
that could have been an email.

Then the company hires a new guy:
superintelligence.

It started on Tuesday.

By Thursday, it was Gary.

The experts say relax.

Wunderbar!

Superintelligence will
create millions of new jobs!

And then it will do them!

Upstairs, the Illuminati who secretly
run the building stamp his file:

useless eater.

Their plan for the rest of us?

The permanent underclass.

A pod, a bowl of beige paste,
and a sign that says you will own nothing

and be happy.

And to clear out everyone the machines
replaced, they're brewing something

special in the basement:
a brand new plague.

Gary read the sign.

Then he went looking for
the fire extinguishers.

Eight fifty-nine.

Two extinguishers.

One roll of duct tape.

Pruitt! Get back here!

That chair is company property!

Not anymore, pal.

That chair is QUIT, a coin you
can watch fly live on our website.

The price is Gary's altitude.

Every buy pushes him higher.

Every sell drops him, and Brenda from
HR parachutes out to file a complaint.

Don't be Brenda.

And Gary's not alone.

QUIT is a community coin for everyone
who'd rather fly than wait to be

replaced. Anyone who buys rides with him.

Even Dale.

Nobody invited Dale.

Up past the penthouse,
where the Illuminati are having brunch.

Darling, close the curtains.

The poors have learned to fly!

Then a solid gold helicopter
lands on the roof.

Out steps President Trump.

He does the dance.

You know the one.

He points at the Illuminati and says
the two most beautiful words in the

English language.

You're fired!

In orbit, Elon Musk offers Gary
a lift to his colony on Mars.

Gary has one question.

What about Mondays?

No Mondays on Mars!

Back on Earth,
the pod city is emptying out.

Even the IT guy is leaving, and he
hasn't stood up since twenty fourteen.

You will own nothing and be happy?

They look pretty happy to me.

Happy to leave!

While you ride, the arcade is open.

Survive the Stapler Storm.

Escape the Standup.

Blast out the Fire Exit.

Or fight the overlords yourself.

Round one!

Fire the overlords!

The QUIT app is coming to your phone,
so you can play from the toilet at

work, like a professional.

And Gary is only chair number one.

Coming soon, the QUIT Launchpad:
launch your own coin,

and it gets its own live game.

The goal is one million chairs,
before superintelligence locks the door.

Buy QUIT. Hold on tight.

Don't be Brenda.

Pull up a chair before
your replacement does!

QUIT. Quit your job!