FIRE THE OVERLORDS

Pick Gary or Intern Dev, then clock in. Four overlords wait, superintelligence first, 90 seconds each. Move with the arrow keys or A and D. Hold W or the up arrow to hover. Space or J throws staplers and coffee mugs, and Shift or K dodges. On a phone, drag the thumb pad to move and hover, hold THROW and tap DODGE.

Hovering burns fuel. Landing refills it. Nothing hits you mid-dodge, but dodges need a moment to recharge. Throws that land score points, more in a combo. Each overlord fired adds a bonus, bigger with more time left. Fire all four to win. If your health or a round's clock runs out, the run ends.