Rules of the Quit Your Job Game, Written as a Staff Handbook

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THE PRICE IS THE ALTITUDE.
EVERY BUY IS THRUST.
EVERY SELL IS BRENDA BAILING.
NO BETS. NO HOUSE. NO CASINO.
EJECTING IS LEGAL. BRAGGING IS MANDATORY.
THE HIGHER GARY FLIES, THE MORE THE ILLUMINATI SWEAT.
THE HALL OF SHAME IS FOREVER.
RAID WITH JOKES, NEVER THREATS.