
FILE 012 :: THE MERCH
THE COMPANY STORE
28 pieces smuggled out of the boardroom and onto shop.quityourjob.fun. 18 more are still in the vault.
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ON VALENTINA
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ON INGRID

ON DESTINY

ON VALENTINA

ON VICTORIA
COMING SOON
Not on the shop yet. They are still in a meeting about it.
Preorders open 1 December, with the New Year's Eve collection.
SWIM AND SPORT
Swimwear for people with nowhere to be on a Tuesday.
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The Monogram Bikini
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The Capstone One-Piece
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The Halo Bandeau
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The Mesh Sports Bra
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The Monogram High-Rise Shorts
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The Training Shorts
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The Muscle Tank
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The Monogram Swim Trunks
ACCESSORIES
For the desk you no longer have, and the pool you sit beside instead.

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I QUIT Patch Dad Cap
ON LUNA
Office Chair Pool Float

31.12.2026 :: DUBAI
THE NEW YEAR'S EVE DROP
Seven looks and one bag for the first New Year's Eve with no job to go back to. Preorders open 1 December.
Holders get first access. Wallet checks run in the $QUIT bot.
THE DROP IS OPEN
The drop opens 31 December 2026, 00:00 Dubai time.
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01The Sequin Miniorange sequin mini FRONT
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02The Capstone Gownliquid gold gown FRONT
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03The Overlord Tuxmidnight tuxedo FRONT
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04The Mirror Gownmirror chrome gown FRONT
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05The Fibre Suitblack suit FRONT
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06The Severance Gownblack velvet gown FRONT
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07The Halo Capegown and gold ray collar FRONT
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08The Pyramid Minaudieremirror gold evening bag
IN THE WILD
The cast, off the clock, in every piece. Nobody here has a 9 a.m.
ON THE SHOP NOW
20 VICTORIA VALENovus Ordo Quitters Tee
KEITH FROM ACCOUNTSThe Plan Tee
TIFFANIThe Toast Hoodie
TANNER THE THIRDThe Eyeball Tee
DESTINYNot a Robot Tee
LUNAAutomated Souvenir Tee
DOLORESNo More Mondays Tee
BIG RANDYEmployee of the Month Crewneck
CHADZero Weeks Zip Hoodie
VALENTINACircle Back Hoodie
PROFESSOR NIGEL FAIRWEATHERHaving a Great Time Tee
SKYEToo Hot Baby Tee
DEBORAHPlease Hold Tee
INGRIDI Warned You Tee
BAMBIAutomate This Shorts
CHADHardware Tee
VALENTINAToo Hot to Automate Bikini and Having a Great Time Beach Towel
INGRIDOffline One-Piece
DESTINYNot a Robot Phone Case
VICTORIA VALEI QUIT Flag
BUY $QUIT



