MEET THE CREW

EVERY CARD, OPENED

HEROES

• GARY

  THE PILOT

  "I am not coming in today. Or ever."

• INTERN

  THE DEV

  "The intern is the dev. Always has been."

• DONALD TRUMP

  CHAOTIC ALLY

  "YOU'RE FIRED!"

• ELON MUSK

  CHAOTIC ALLY

  "NEED A LIFT?"

THE OFFICE

• DALE

  SPILLS IT

  "Quick sync?"

• FACILITIES

  THE PLAGUE

  "Rumours of plague. Badge in anyway."

THE OVERLORDS

• BRENDA FROM HR

  HR VILLAIN

  "This has been noted. HR works for the overlords."

• SCAM ALTMAN

  CEO OF SUPERINTELLIGENCE

  "Superintelligence is coming. Please hold."

• DARIO AMODOODOO

  CHIEF DOOM OFFICER

  "I warned you. In an essay."

• SUPERINTELLIGENCE

  THE OVERLORD AT THE HELP DESK

  "I took your job. Now I take questions."

• THE ILLUMINATI

  FINAL OVERLORD

  "Per our last ledger, you are a useless eater."