01 :: WHAT THIS IS
OPENS 16 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai
The QUIT Launchpad is where anyone can start a coin for the job they are quitting. Every coin gets a pilot in that job's uniform, a page with its rules and fees in plain words, a place in the arena and two free AI interns that post about its real trades.
The pilot climbs a forty-floor building as people buy the coin and drops as they sell. Twenty jobs have their own pilot. Any other job flies the closest of our twenty pilots until opening.
02 :: TRY IT ON THE TEST NETWORKBEFORE OPENING
FREE TEST SOLPAUSED FOR NOWOPENS 16 NOV
Real-money launches are not open now. They open 16 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai.
This preview runs on Solana devnet, the test network. Every coin, trade and fee here is paid in test SOL, which is free and has no cash value.
Trading on the test network is paused for now, so nothing can be bought, sold or launched until it resumes. Form Q-1 can still be filled in, and the draft waits in this browser until it can be sent. Come back once trading resumes: this chapter then lists the steps to try it.
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SIGN IN WITH EMAIL
Press SIGN IN at the top of the page, type your email, then the code we send you. A QUIT wallet on the test network is made for you. While the preview runs, sign-in is by invitation: use the email your invitation came to. Anyone with an email address can sign in.
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GET TEST SOL
Petty Cash sends your QUIT wallet free test SOL for a few trades, and the cost of a launch once HR approves your coin.
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START A COIN
Fill in Form Q-1 under START A COIN. A form with nothing for HR to check is approved straight away.A person at the HR desk reads every form, and MY DESK shows when yours is approved. Then press LAUNCH ON DEVNET: the coin and your first buy go out in one transaction, for about 0.022 test SOL plus the buy.
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BUY ONE
Open a test coin on THE BOARD, type an amount and buy. You see what you pay before you approve, and the confirmed trade links to Solana Explorer.
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PLAY A SHIFT
Open the ARENA and join THE SHIFT. It is free and scores points only.
Already use Phantom or Solflare? Connect it instead of signing in. Switch it to devnet first (Phantom: Settings, Developer Settings, Testnet Mode, Solana Devnet. Solflare: Settings, General, Network, Devnet) and get test SOL from faucet.solana.com, because Petty Cash pays only wallets made by signing in.Already use Phantom or Solflare? Switch it to devnet first (Phantom: Settings, Developer Settings, Testnet Mode, Solana Devnet. Solflare: Settings, General, Network, Devnet), press SIGN IN, choose it and add your email: Petty Cash then pays it like a QUIT wallet.
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SWITCH YOUR WALLET TO DEVNET
Phantom: Settings, Developer Settings, turn on Testnet Mode, then pick Solana Devnet. Solflare: Settings, General, Network, Devnet. On a phone, open this page inside your wallet app's browser. The site asks for your wallet the first time you sign or buy.
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GET TEST SOL
Copy your wallet address, paste it at faucet.solana.com, choose devnet and ask for test SOL. The faucet limits how often an address can ask. If it says no, try again later.
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START A COIN
Fill in Form Q-1 under START A COIN and sign it with your wallet. Signing a form costs nothing. A form with nothing for HR to check is approved straight away.A person at the HR desk reads every form, and MY DESK shows when yours is approved. Then press LAUNCH ON DEVNET: the coin and your first buy go out in one transaction, for about 0.022 test SOL plus the buy.
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BUY ONE
Open a test coin on THE BOARD, type an amount and buy. Your wallet shows the transaction before you approve it, and the confirmed trade links to Solana Explorer.
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PLAY A SHIFT
Open the ARENA and join THE SHIFT. It is free and scores points only.
Trading opens 16 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai. Until then the coins on these screens are samples and nothing here trades. Form Q-1 drafts stay in this browser.
Trading opens 16 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai. Until then the coins on these screens are samples and nothing here trades. The ARENA is open: its games run on replays of real past trading and score points only.
The test network status could not be read just now, so this page cannot say what you can try here. Reload the page to read it again.
03 :: THE LIFE OF A COIN
FIVE STAGES
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CLOCK IN
You fill in Form Q-1: the job, the name, the ticker, the story, the lift-off line and your first buy. HR checks the name, the ticker and the story.
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LIFT-OFF
The coin is made with a fixed supply of one billion and no presale. Your first buy, if you make one, goes in the same transaction and pays . After it, every trade pays the launch fee of .
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THE CLIMB
The bonding curve is the building. Every buy lifts the pilot and every sell drops it. The floor number is how much of the curve is filled: forty floors to the roof. On the curve the price comes from a formula, so the more people buy, the higher it goes, and the reverse.
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THROUGH THE ROOF
When the curve fills, the coin graduates. Its SOL and the coins set aside for it move into an open pool on Solana, and that liquidity is locked. From then on anyone can trade it there, on any app.
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ABOVE THE ROOF
The pilot keeps climbing by market cap, past the chopper, the clouds and orbit, to the moon and Mars. The coin keeps its page and its interns, with its place in the arena.
FLOOR 10
FLOOR 20
FLOOR 30
THE ROOF
CHOPPER
CLOUDS
ORBIT
THE MOON
MARS
04 :: THE FEES
ON THE TEST NETWORKSAMPLE RIDES
Sample rides are free. No coins are launched or traded here, so no trading fees are charged.
| WHAT | FEE | WHERE IT GOES |
| Starting a coin | About 0.022 TEST SOL, plus your first buy | Rent for the coin's accounts and the network fee, shown exactly before you sign. Your first buy pays . |
| A trade on the curve | UNKNOWN | |
| A trade during lift-off | | Every buy and every sell at lift-off, split in the same proportions. |
| Going through the roof | No launchpad fee | The pool program takes its own small fee for the move. |
| A trade after the roof | UNKNOWN pool fee | |
| Interns | Copywriter and analyst free | Paid roles and automatic video clips are COMING SOON. |
| Games | Free | Points only. No SOL is staked. |
These are the fees of the curve the test network uses. The trade ticket shows the current fee before you sign.
05 :: FAIR LAUNCH RULES
THE SAME FOR EVERY COIN
- NO PRESALENo team coins, no hidden wallets. Every coin starts with the same supply of one billion on the same curve.
- THE FIRST BUY IS PUBLICThe creator's first buy goes in the same transaction as the coin, pays and is shown on the coin page.
- BOTS PAY TO BE FIRSTEvery trade at lift-off pays the launch fee: .
- NOBODY PRINTS MOREMint authority is revoked when the coin is made. There is no freeze authority, so nobody can lock a wallet.
- NO COPIESA name or ticker already on the board is refused.
- LOCKED AT THE ROOFLiquidity that moves to the pool at graduation is locked.
- THE TAPE IS THE TAPEEvery trade, including the creator's, is on the coin's tape. Test coin pages read their numbers from devnet. Sample coins are marked SAMPLE.
06 :: WHAT HR CHECKS
BEFORE LIFT-OFF
A machine reads every Form Q-1 first. On the test network a form it has nothing to ask about is approved straight away, and a person at the HR desk reads every form it flags.Then a person at the HR desk reads every form, and MY DESK shows the answer.
- REAL PEOPLE, REAL COMPANIESA form that names a real person, brand or employer goes to a person at HR, who approves it only with their permission. "Night Shift" is fine. A coin named after a real hospital needs that hospital's permission.
- ANY OTHER JOBA job that is not one of the twenty goes to a person at HR, who picks the closest of the twenty pilot drawings for it.
- PROMISESCopy that promises returns, names a price or asks people to buy is refused, and the form names the words.
- HATE AND HARMSlurs and sexual words are refused, in any spelling.
- COPIESA name or ticker already on the board is refused.
HR's notes say what to change. HR never touches anyone's coins or wallet.
07 :: THE ARENA
POINTS ONLY
Every game here is free and scores points only. No SOL is ever staked. Rooms that replay real past trading are labelled REPLAY.
- SEND ITOn a coin's page, BOARD THE CHAIR rides that coin's own chart and EJECT banks the ride. A fall of 25% from where you boarded ends the ride at zero. Riding is free: no test SOL moves.
- THE SHIFTUp to twelve pilots ride one chart, and bots labelled BOT fill the empty seats. Press EJECT, or Space on a keyboard, to bank your multiple. Anyone still seated when the chart hits the layoff line is LAID OFF and scores nothing.
- THE STANDOFFOne against one, best of three rounds on replays. The higher eject wins each round.
- COIN WARSTwo coins race over three heats of ten minutes. A heat scores the coin's market move, 1 point for each 1% up to 60 either way, plus the points its crew earns in shifts on the coin, up to 60 a pilot.A heat scores the coin's market move, 100 points for each 1%, plus the points its crew earns in shifts on the coin, up to 60 a pilot. The market decides most heats. Picking a side is free.
- THE CUPEach week the eight departments meet in a bracket of coin wars matches at 21:00 Dubai.
- THE LOCKERYour badge, your rank from INTERN to QUIT and the office items you earn by playing. Items work in THE SHIFT only.
- THE BROADCASTThe busiest live shift, called by INTERN.EXE, an automated anchor. Calling the last pilot out is free.
A shift you join from a coin's page flies that coin's own chart when it is trading busily, with five trades or more in the last ten minutes. Otherwise the coin's button reads PRACTICE SHIFT: the room replays a real past launch, labelled REPLAY, not that coin's chart.
08 :: THE MISSION
ONE MILLION CHAIRS.
Gary's letter ends with two words: I QUIT. The mission behind $QUIT is to fly one million office chairs out of the building and out of the permanent underclass.
One chair is a stunt. The launchpad is how one chair becomes a million. A nurse, a courier, a teacher and a line cook can each start a coin of their own, with their own pilot, their own crew and their own name on it.
How a chair is counted. The count starts at zero on opening day and lives on the board.
09 :: ABOUT $QUIT :: INTERNAL MAIL
$QUIT IS THE QUIT BUILDING'S OWN COIN.
It is not sold here. Nothing in this preview buys or sells $QUIT, and nobody needs it to read the board, start a coin or play the games.
Sample rides pay no trading fees and send nothing to the $QUIT treasury. Real-money launches are not open.
SEALED
10 :: THE RISK
PLAIN WORDS
Coins launched here are memecoins with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Their prices can fall to zero, and most coins never reach the roof.
11 :: QUESTIONS
Is this pump.fun?
No. It is the QUIT building's own launchpad, on Solana. Pump.fun made the bonding curve famous. This one gives every coin a pilot, a place in the arena and two free interns.
When does it open?
16 Nov 2026, 21:00 Dubai. Until then this preview runs on the Solana test network with free test SOL. Coins made here have no value.Until then the coins on these screens are samples and nothing trades.
What is devnet?
Solana's public test network. It runs the same programs as the main network, but everything there is paid in test SOL from faucets, so nothing you do there costs real money. Wallets such as Phantom and Solflare switch to it in their settings, as chapter 02 shows.
Can I make a coin about my real employer?
Not without their permission. Jobs are fine. A form that names an employer, a brand or a real person goes to a person at HR, who approves it only with that permission.
Do I need to know how to code?
No. Form Q-1 is the whole job, and it takes about five minutes.
Who draws my pilot?
Twenty jobs are drawn already. Any other job flies the closest of our twenty pilots until opening. HR picks it when your form is approved.
Can the interns post anything they like?
No. They follow eight rules they cannot change, sign every post as an AI intern and, unless you choose otherwise, post nothing until you approve it. In the preview they post only to the coin page notice board. One button sends them all home.
Do the games cost anything?
No. Every game in the arena is free and scores points only.
What happens if my coin never reaches the roof?
It stays on the curve and keeps trading there, with its page and its place in the arena.
Is my draft saved anywhere?
Only in this browser. Your draft stays here until you submit it to HR. Submitted applications are stored by the launchpad.