THE OTHER RULES

1. 01THERE IS NO MONDAY

   Gary left on a Monday so you never have to have another one.

2. 02YOU ARE NOT A USELESS EATER

   That's the Illuminati's word for you. Every buy is a vote against it.

3. 03ESCAPE BEFORE SUPERINTELLIGENCE LOCKS THE DOOR

   The overlords say it's coming. Dario wrote an essay about it. Don't wait for the sequel.

4. 04NOBODY ESCAPES THE UNDERCLASS ALONE

   The raid, the card, the meme, the vote. One chair is a stunt. A million chairs is a movement.

5. 06NEVER SCAN YOUR EYEBALL FOR UBI

   Scam will ask nicely. Keep your eyeballs.

6. 07THE OFFICE IS THE PLAGUE

   They said ignore the rumours and badge in on Monday. We work from anywhere, including the sky.

7. 08BE KIND TO THE INTERN

   The intern is the dev and the only one who knows where the extinguishers are kept.

8. 09PAPER HANDS STAY IN THE UNDERCLASS

   Ejecting at x1.02 when Gary hit x31 gets you a permanent seat next to Brenda.

9. 10NEVER CLOCK BACK IN

   Gary doesn't land on purpose. Quit forever.