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RULE 02: YOU ARE NOT A USELESS EATER

That's the Illuminati's word for you. Every buy is a vote against it.

THE 10 RULES

THE OTHER RULES

  1. 01THERE IS NO MONDAY

    Gary left on a Monday so you never have to have another one.

  2. 03ESCAPE BEFORE SUPERINTELLIGENCE LOCKS THE DOOR

    The overlords say it's coming. Dario wrote an essay about it. Don't wait for the sequel.

  3. 04NOBODY ESCAPES THE UNDERCLASS ALONE

    The raid, the card, the meme, the vote. One chair is a stunt. A million chairs is a movement.

  4. 05TRUST NO ILLUMINATI

    Every pyramid has a webcam at the top. We have no managers, no titles and no penthouse.

  5. 06NEVER SCAN YOUR EYEBALL FOR UBI

    Scam will ask nicely. Keep your eyeballs.

  6. 07THE OFFICE IS THE PLAGUE

    They said ignore the rumours and badge in on Monday. We work from anywhere, including the sky.

  7. 08BE KIND TO THE INTERN

    The intern is the dev and the only one who knows where the extinguishers are kept.

  8. 09PAPER HANDS STAY IN THE UNDERCLASS

    Ejecting at x1.02 when Gary hit x31 gets you a permanent seat next to Brenda.

  9. 10NEVER CLOCK BACK IN

    Gary doesn't land on purpose. Quit forever.

THE 10 RULES