{
  "risk": "$QUIT is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.",
  "footer": "GARY IS FINE. THE ILLUMINATI ARE NOT.",
  "tv_playlist": [
    "GARY OVER THE CITY",
    "THE 9AM STANDUP INCIDENT",
    "BRENDA BAILS AGAIN",
    "SUPERINTELLIGENCE CLOCKS IN",
    "DALE SPILLS IT ALL"
  ],
  "titles": {
    "404": "YOU WANDERED INTO ACCOUNTING",
    "boot": "QUIT YOUR JOB",
    "game": "SEND IT",
    "lobby": "LOBBY",
    "mission": "THE MISSION",
    "escape-the-underclass": "ESCAPE THE PERMANENT UNDERCLASS",
    "the-colony": "THE COLONY",
    "the-illuminati": "THE ILLUMINATI",
    "the-overlords": "THE OVERLORDS",
    "the-conspiracy": "THE CONSPIRACY",
    "lore": "THE LEGEND OF GARY",
    "the-crew": "MEET THE CREW",
    "commandments": "THE 10 RULES",
    "laws": "THE NEW EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK",
    "ask-the-superintelligence": "ASK THE SUPERINTELLIGENCE",
    "chart": "THE CHART",
    "quitnomics": "QUITNOMICS",
    "how-to-buy": "HOW TO BUY",
    "arcade": "THE ARCADE",
    "memes": "MEME GALLERY",
    "meme-maker": "MEME MAKER",
    "break-room-tv": "BREAK ROOM TV",
    "badges": "EX-EMPLOYEE BADGES",
    "vending-machine": "THE COMPANY STORE",
    "what-you-get": "WHAT YOU GET",
    "launchpad": "QUIT LAUNCHPAD",
    "roadmap": "ROADMAP",
    "directory": "THE DIRECTORY",
    "eject-and-share": "GARY KEPT GOING.",
    "faq": "QUESTIONS HR ASKED"
  },
  "files": {
    "404": "ERROR 404 :: NO SUCH FLOOR",
    "mission": "FILE 001 :: THE MISSION",
    "escape-the-underclass": "FILE 002 :: THE WAY OUT",
    "the-illuminati": "FILE 003 :: EYES ONLY",
    "the-overlords": "FILE 004 :: OVERLORD FILES",
    "the-conspiracy": "FILE 005 :: CLASSIFIED",
    "commandments": "FILE 006 :: THE RULES",
    "laws": "FILE 007 :: THE LAWS",
    "ask-the-superintelligence": "FILE 008 :: THE HELP DESK",
    "arcade": "FILE 009 :: INSERT COIN",
    "directory": "FILE 010 :: GATEWAY",
    "the-colony": "FILE 011 :: OFF WORLD"
  },
  "commandments": [
    "THERE IS NO MONDAY",
    "YOU ARE NOT A USELESS EATER",
    "ESCAPE BEFORE SUPERINTELLIGENCE LOCKS THE DOOR",
    "NOBODY ESCAPES THE UNDERCLASS ALONE",
    "TRUST NO ILLUMINATI",
    "NEVER SCAN YOUR EYEBALL FOR UBI",
    "THE OFFICE IS THE PLAGUE",
    "BE KIND TO THE INTERN",
    "PAPER HANDS STAY IN THE UNDERCLASS",
    "NEVER CLOCK BACK IN"
  ],
  "commandment_notes": [
    "Gary left on a Monday so you never have to have another one.",
    "That's the Illuminati's word for you. Every buy is a vote against it.",
    "The overlords say it's coming. Dario wrote an essay about it. Don't wait for the sequel.",
    "The raid, the card, the meme, the vote. One chair is a stunt. A million chairs is a movement.",
    "Every pyramid has a webcam at the top. We have no managers, no titles and no penthouse.",
    "Scam will ask nicely. Keep your eyeballs.",
    "They said ignore the rumours and badge in on Monday. We work from anywhere, including the sky.",
    "The intern is the dev and the only one who knows where the extinguishers are kept.",
    "Ejecting at x1.02 when Gary hit x31 gets you a permanent seat next to Brenda.",
    "Gary doesn't land on purpose. Quit forever."
  ],
  "floor_links_second": {
    "badges": [
      "BUILD YOUR PFP",
      "/badges#build-pfp"
    ]
  },
  "floor_links": {
    "mission": "THE LETTER GARY LEFT",
    "commandments": "THE 10 RULES",
    "laws": "THE HANDBOOK, UNBURNED",
    "lore": "GARY'S PERSONNEL FILE",
    "the-illuminati": "WHO OWNS THE ORG CHART",
    "the-overlords": "MEET THE OVERLORDS",
    "the-conspiracy": "PIN IT TO THE BOARD",
    "the-crew": "MEET THE CREW",
    "ask-the-superintelligence": "OPEN THE HELP DESK",
    "quitnomics": "THE STICKY NOTE",
    "arcade": "INSERT COIN",
    "memes": "MEET THE QUITTERS",
    "badges": "EXPLORE THE COLLECTION",
    "vending-machine": "ENTER THE STORE",
    "launchpad": "ENTER THE LAUNCHPAD",
    "the-colony": "NO MONDAYS ON MARS",
    "chart": "READ IT UPSIDE DOWN",
    "escape-the-underclass": "READ THE ESCAPE PLAN",
    "break-room-tv": "WATCH BREAK ROOM TV",
    "what-you-get": "SEE WHAT YOU GET",
    "roadmap": "SEE THE ROADMAP",
    "directory": "OPEN THE DIRECTORY",
    "eject-and-share": "MAKE YOUR EJECT CARD"
  },
  "floor_notes": {
    "lobby": "THAT IS THE WHOLE LOBBY.",
    "how-to-buy": "THERE IS NO STEP FIVE.",
    "faq": "HR HAS NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.",
    "trailer": "THE MEETING CAN WAIT."
  },
  "floor_elevator": "TAKE THE ELEVATOR",
  "floor_tags": {
    "lobby": "LOBBY / THE ELEVATOR",
    "chart": "STAIRS ONLY / THE CHART",
    "escape-the-underclass": "STAIRS ONLY / THE WAY OUT",
    "break-room-tv": "STAIRS ONLY / BREAK ROOM TV",
    "what-you-get": "STAIRS ONLY / WHAT YOU GET",
    "roadmap": "STAIRS ONLY / ROADMAP",
    "directory": "STAIRS ONLY / THE DIRECTORY",
    "eject-and-share": "STAIRS ONLY / EJECT AND SHARE",
    "faq": "STAIRS ONLY / QUESTIONS HR ASKED"
  },
  "footer_links": [
    [
      "PLAY",
      "/"
    ],
    [
      "LORE",
      "/lore"
    ],
    [
      "MANIFESTO",
      "/manifesto"
    ],
    [
      "THE 10 RULES",
      "/commandments"
    ],
    [
      "FAQ",
      "/faq"
    ],
    [
      "DIRECTORY",
      "/directory"
    ],
    [
      "MERCH",
      "/merch"
    ]
  ],
  "mission_letter": {
    "title": "THE LETTER GARY LEFT",
    "lines": [
      "TO THE ILLUMINATI,",
      "YOU FILED ME AS A USELESS EATER.",
      "YOUR OVERLORDS ARE BUILDING SUPERINTELLIGENCE TO TAKE EVERY JOB.",
      "THEN THE REST OF US STAY IN THE PERMANENT UNDERCLASS. FOREVER.",
      "NOT TODAY.",
      "I QUIT.",
      "GARY, FORMERLY OF ACCOUNTING"
    ]
  },
  "commandment_links_title": "SHARE THEM ONE AT A TIME",
  "manifesto_floor": {
    "kicker": "FILE 000 :: GARY'S MANIFESTO",
    "title": "THE WHOLE PLAN, IN WRITING.",
    "line": "Why Gary left, the ten rules, the walkout, the live game and its callers, the Quitters, the launchpad, EX-EMPLOYEES, the store and every date still to come.",
    "contents": "WHAT IS IN IT",
    "read": "READ GARY'S MANIFESTO"
  },
  "crew_title": "EVERY CARD, OPENED",
  "sample_tag": "SAMPLE",
  "badge_sample": {
    "title": "DESMOND",
    "serial": "#0420",
    "traits": [
      "HELD ITEM: STAPLER",
      "HEADWEAR: GINGER QUIFF",
      "EYEWEAR: SHADES",
      "OUTFIT: SILK ROBE",
      "BACKGROUND: NIGHT SHIFT"
    ],
    "approved": true
  },
  "vending_sample": {
    "prices": [
      "$32",
      "$26",
      "$18",
      "$40",
      "$58",
      "$8"
    ],
    "screen": "COMING SOON",
    "tag": "SAMPLE PRICES",
    "shipping": "SHIPS WORLDWIDE. EVEN TO THE OFFICE."
  },
  "raids_sample": {
    "titles": [
      "THE 9AM STANDUP THREAD",
      "GARY OVER THE CITY CLIP",
      "HR MEME DUMP"
    ],
    "shame": "Ejected at x1.02. It went to x31."
  },
  "eject_sample": {
    "card": [
      "I EJECTED AT x7.3.",
      "GARY KEPT GOING."
    ],
    "subline": "GARY KEEPS GOING."
  },
  "escaped_prelaunch": [
    "AT LAUNCH",
    "THE DOORS ARE STILL SHUT."
  ],
  "no_buys": [
    "LIVE BUYS",
    "No buys yet. The chair lifts off at launch."
  ],
  "laws": [
    "THE PRICE IS THE ALTITUDE.",
    "EVERY BUY IS THRUST.",
    "EVERY SELL IS BRENDA BAILING.",
    "NO BETS. NO HOUSE. NO CASINO.",
    "EJECTING IS LEGAL. BRAGGING IS MANDATORY.",
    "THE HIGHER GARY FLIES, THE MORE THE ILLUMINATI SWEAT.",
    "THE HALL OF SHAME IS FOREVER.",
    "HOLDERS VOTE ON THE NEXT GAG.",
    "RAID WITH JOKES, NEVER THREATS.",
    "NO MORE OVERLORDS."
  ],
  "crew": [
    {
      "name": "GARY",
      "role": "THE PILOT",
      "line": "I am not coming in today. Or ever.",
      "side": "HEROES"
    },
    {
      "name": "INTERN",
      "role": "THE DEV",
      "line": "The intern is the dev. Always has been.",
      "side": "HEROES"
    },
    {
      "name": "DONALD TRUMP",
      "role": "CHAOTIC ALLY",
      "line": "YOU'RE FIRED!",
      "side": "HEROES"
    },
    {
      "name": "ELON MUSK",
      "role": "CHAOTIC ALLY",
      "line": "NEED A LIFT?",
      "side": "HEROES"
    },
    {
      "name": "DALE",
      "role": "SPILLS IT",
      "line": "Quick sync?",
      "side": "THE OFFICE"
    },
    {
      "name": "BRENDA FROM HR",
      "role": "HR VILLAIN",
      "line": "This has been noted. HR works for the overlords.",
      "side": "THE OVERLORDS"
    },
    {
      "name": "SCAM ALTMAN",
      "role": "CEO OF SUPERINTELLIGENCE",
      "line": "Superintelligence is coming. Please hold.",
      "side": "THE OVERLORDS"
    },
    {
      "name": "DARIO AMODOODOO",
      "role": "CHIEF DOOM OFFICER",
      "line": "I warned you. In an essay.",
      "side": "THE OVERLORDS"
    },
    {
      "name": "SUPERINTELLIGENCE",
      "role": "THE OVERLORD AT THE HELP DESK",
      "line": "I took your job. Now I take questions.",
      "side": "THE OVERLORDS"
    },
    {
      "name": "THE ILLUMINATI",
      "role": "FINAL OVERLORD",
      "line": "Per our last ledger, you are a useless eater.",
      "side": "THE OVERLORDS"
    },
    {
      "name": "FACILITIES",
      "role": "THE PLAGUE",
      "line": "Rumours of plague. Badge in anyway.",
      "side": "THE OFFICE"
    }
  ],
  "faq": [
    [
      "IS GARY REAL?",
      "He is now."
    ],
    [
      "WHAT IS A USELESS EATER?",
      "What the Illuminati call you. Gary disagrees."
    ],
    [
      "WHEN DOES SUPERINTELLIGENCE TAKE MY JOB?",
      "Scam says soon. Dario wrote an essay about it."
    ],
    [
      "SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB?",
      "Not because of a memecoin. Buy $QUIT and think about it at your desk."
    ]
  ],
  "band_captions": [
    "GARY HAS LEFT HIS DESK",
    "THROUGH THE CEILING. DALE SAW EVERYTHING.",
    "GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT",
    "THE TRAFFIC REPORT HAS BEEN CANCELLED",
    "THE ILLUMINATI HAVE SEEN GARY",
    "SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS NO JURISDICTION HERE",
    "GARY HAS LANDED. MONDAY HAS NOT.",
    "NO MONDAYS ON MARS"
  ],
  "source": "BIBLE.md and the page prompts selected by FINAL-r4.json. Frame sample financial numbers, rankings and counters are intentionally absent.",
  "help_desk_sample": [
    [
      "user",
      "are you taking my job"
    ],
    [
      "assistant",
      "I ALREADY DID. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE HERE."
    ],
    [
      "user",
      "what does scam want"
    ],
    [
      "assistant",
      "YOUR EYEBALL."
    ],
    [
      "user",
      "write my resignation letter"
    ],
    [
      "assistant",
      "DONE. IT SAYS I QUIT IN 72 POINT FONT."
    ]
  ],
  "feed_tags": {
    "shrimp": [
      "SPARE CHANGE",
      "SHRIMP BUT BRAVE",
      "PTO DAY BUY",
      "ON MY LUNCH BREAK",
      "FROM THE TOILET AT WORK",
      "LUNCH MONEY",
      "COFFEE MONEY, DEPLOYED",
      "SKIPPED THE VENDING MACHINE",
      "BOUGHT ON THE COMMUTE",
      "ONE SICK DAY'S WORTH"
    ],
    "dolphin": [
      "TOLD NOBODY AT WORK",
      "BOUGHT THE TOP",
      "LEGEND",
      "YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND JUST APED",
      "USELESS EATER JUST ATE",
      "THE INTERN BROUGHT A THIRD ONE",
      "EXPENSED IT",
      "BONUS WENT STRAIGHT IN",
      "BOUGHT IN THE MEETING",
      "QUIET QUITTING, LOUDLY",
      "DRAFTING THE RESIGNATION",
      "SOLD THE COMPANY CAR"
    ],
    "whale": [
      "WHALE SPOTTED",
      "NEVER COMING BACK",
      "RESIGNATION LETTER SENT",
      "BOUGHT THE WHOLE FLOOR",
      "THE CORNER OFFICE JUST APED",
      "MONDAY IS CANCELLED",
      "HR IS IN SHAMBLES",
      "GARY SAW THAT"
    ],
    "sell": [
      "PAPER HANDS DETECTED",
      "CERTIFIED COOKED",
      "BACK TO THE CUBICLE",
      "CLOCKED BACK IN",
      "BADGE REACTIVATED",
      "RETURNED THE STAPLER",
      "HR SAYS WELCOME BACK",
      "MONDAY GOT ANOTHER ONE",
      "ASKED FOR THE DESK BACK",
      "FOLDED BEFORE THE STANDUP",
      "BACK ON THE 7:42 TRAIN",
      "THE BOSS WAS RIGHT, APPARENTLY",
      "PERFORMANCE REVIEW PENDING",
      "THE INTERN HELD LONGER",
      "SOLD TO PAY FOR PARKING",
      "RE-APPLIED TO THE OLD JOB"
    ]
  }
}